- teacher: do you understand now?
- me: yeah, totally
- teacher: walks away
- me: the fuck did she just say
- guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
- guys: ew fat chicks
- Girl: Take Off The Condom
- Boy: What? Why?
- Girl: YOLO (You Only Live Once)
- Boy: Okay, but If you get pregnant YOYO (You're On Your Own)
